Saturday, 2 April 2011

Ashton Kutcher prepares for the worst

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He's got a successful movie career, a hot cougar wife and more money than most could even dream of, but Ashton Kutcher is a worried man.

In the wake of several devastating natural disasters, the 33-year-old has reportedly started stockpiling survival equipment in the case the worst should happen.
According to In Touch magazine, Kutcher popped down to the Surplus Value Centre in California recently to kit his family out with the necessary gear.

Blankets, hand-powered radios, torches, water and ready meals are all rumoured to be stocked up at the Demi Moore/Kutcher household.

A nosy source told the mag: "He is obsessed with the idea of either an earthquake or massive uprising.

"The store has anything you might need for basic survival in a natural disaster."

Earthquake, fair enough. Massive uprising?... possibly a touch paranoid. Besides, what use will all that survival equipment be when there's no Twitter, Ashton?

Mind you, it's not the first time Mr Kutcher has mentioned the apocalypse - perhaps the survival gear is just a "joke" too.

What do you reckon - true story or In Touch April Fool? Leave a comment below...

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