Monday, 30 May 2011

Why Adam Ant is not the first pop star who likes to be beside the seaside

Adam Ant's decision to tour Britain's coastal towns marks a welcome revival of a historic pop tradition

In June, Adam Ant will embark on a five-date tour of seaside towns ? and revive a long lost tradition in the process. As an astute observer of pop culture, the Antman must know that British coastal towns provide the quintessential homegrown music experience, what with the fading Victoriana and the licence for blustery fun and ? even better ? anarchy.

The big cities might think they're at the cutting edge, but it's the seaside where British pop first thrived ? from postwar gigs to seaside brawls between mods and rockers. The mix of showbiz, cheap pills and even cheaper thrills combined to forge an English pop vision far more vivid than that created by art schools.

Growing up in Blackpool, I felt cut off from the epicentre of pop action. But if I had been a teenager in the 60s I could have seen endless Beatles gigs, watched Jethro Tull, or witness Jimi Hendrix set fire to his guitar on stage (one of only two occasions this actually happened).

The 60s was the last decade that Blackpool could be considered the second city of showbiz; even Frank Sinatra would think nothing of playing there. A few decades earlier, George Formby, the UK's biggest homegrown star, would happily live in Blackpool and perform there for months on end. He even recorded songs about the place, such as the lascivious and censor-baffling Little Stick of Blackpool Rock.

Back then, seaside towns captivated the public imagination. The Beatles would dress up for pantomime pictures on the beach in Margate and play residencies in coastal townssuch as Bournemouth. It was a huge part of the pop conveyer belt and probably a cheap thrill in the days before LSD and touring America. The Beatles never left behind the inspiration of the seaside, though. Paul McCartney is believed to have thought up Magical Mystery Tour while looking at one of Blackpool's illumination trams.

Unfortunately, by the time the Specials fell apart on their own seaside tour, the tradition was dying along with the towns themselves. Perhaps they were too old fashioned for the amphetamine-driven cynicism of the era. Morrissey, of course, wrote one of his best songs, Everyday Is Like Sunday, about a visit to Borth in Wales.

Since then, Brighton has become a hip enclave and Blackpool has bravely soldiered on as a piss-up paradise. Elsewhere, other seaside towns have become fascinating curios ignored by the showbiz and entertainment culture that was once part of their DNA. Maybe Adam Ant's jaunt will revive this tradition and more artists will feel the need to be beside the seaside.


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Dannii and Kris deny split rumours

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Dannii Minogue and boyfriend Kris Smith have denied rumours that their relationship is on the rocks.

Last week a series of tweets from the pair sparked speculation that they were about to part company and the tabloids were alive with rumours that Dannii's "heavy workload" was at the root of the couple's problems.

Meanwhile Aussie DJ and Dannii's fellow Australia's Got Talent judge, Kyle Sandilands, accidentally appeared to confirm the news on his breakfast show and was forced to backpedal sharpish.

But despite today's Mirror newspaper reporting that Kris and Dannii have agreed to a "trial split", the pair have denied there's any trouble in paradise.

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, the couple are happily living (together) in Melbourne and released a statement which read: "Thanks for your concern.

"We're happy to be back at home in Melbourne together as a family. We are committed to our relationship and Ethan as always."

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At Last! The 1981 Show ? review

Royal Festival Hall, London

When photographs of David Cameron's new kitchen were publicised last week, the eagle-eyed identified a Michael McIntyre DVD on the PM's shelves. But standup comedy wasn't always so cosy with the mainstream. At Last! The 1981 Show, curated by Stewart Lee as part of his Austerity Binge mini-festival, marks 30 years since the alternative comedy generation stuck a firework up the backside of British entertainment. This was comedy's punk moment, and tonight, a populous bill of ageing comics intermittently revived its iconoclastic thrill.

Youthful iconoclasm, of course, is hard to reanimate at three decades' distance. But neither are these comics inclined to reminisce and self-congratulate. So the show sometimes fell between stools, with several acts neither recalling nor recreating what first made them great. Nigel Planer, reprising his Young Ones hippy Neil, sings two ropey songs on acoustic guitar, but not his 1984 hit Hole in My Shoe. (Planer is funnier as his thespian alter ego, Nicholas Craig.) And co-host Alexei Sayle, when he is not sending up the show's celebratory agenda ("A lot has changed since I invented alternative comedy"), refuses to perform standup at all.

But, even as compere, Sayle's dissenting spirit is satisfyingly to the fore. He is not alone, either: Pauline Melville's Edie the Radical Housewife contributes some good old-fashioned Tory-bashing, and cabaret troupe the Greatest Show on Legs ? one of the show's anarchic high points ? perform their butt-naked balloon dance. Elsewhere on an eccentric bill (which has no place for Lee's bete noire Ben Elton), Andrew Bailey as Lenin rants about muesli and Kevin McAleer reaps minimalist deadpan comedy from a photograph of four owls.

Despite the show's refusal to get sentimental, nostalgia remains part of its appeal ? at least to those of us reared on The Young Ones and Saturday Live. They may generate more smiles than big laughs, but it is a pleasure to see acts such as the latterday vaudevillians The Oblivion Boys (Stephen Frost and Mark Arden) reunited, and Norman Lovett meander through a delightfully droopy 10 minutes of non-sequitur comedy. The finale sees Kazuko Hohki's art-pop collective Frank Chickens crowd the stage with dancing Japanese women and one tall Irishman. It is funny by dint of its chutzpah and sheer improbability. It is also unlikely ever to feature in the PM's DVD collection, which is entirely to its credit.

Rating: 3/5


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'I didn't want any wobbling': how to dance naked

What's it like to dance naked on stage? And how does it feel if the audience walk out? Seasoned nude performers talk to Judith Mackrell

When Sally Marie was told she had to strip off in the name of contemporary dance, she was happy to oblige ? in theory, anyway. The British dancer had been cast in Dear Body, a 2009 work by Luca Silvestrini that satirised the hard dieting, gym-bound madness of body beautiful obsessives. Marie approved of the work's politics, which she felt applied to her own profession, too. "I'd been arguing for ages that we needed a greater variety of bodies and ages in dance," says Marie, who readily admits to being a stone heavier and a decade older than most of the other dancers. "It felt like an important statement to be on stage showing my tits."

But in practice, when it came to getting naked, Marie was petrified. "When you're in a sauna, it feels completely natural. But on stage, you're really exposed." Ironically, by the time she came to perform Dear Body, she was much slimmer. "I'd been too frightened to eat."

Javier de Frutos, the Venezuelan-born choreo-grapher, understands her terror. In the 1990s, his own compact buttocks and bobbing penis became a familiar sight to audiences, in works such as the solo Gypsy and the trio Grass. Yet at first, De Frutos found crossing over into nudity traumatic. "When I was young, I was the guy at the gym who had to wait until the changing room was empty before I could take off my clothes." His mentor, the US dancer and choreo-grapher Sara Rudnor, persuaded him to change. "Sarah told me I needed to explore as many emotions as possible on stage. She told me to do what I feared most. For me, that was being naked."

De Frutos and Marie may feel some sympathy with the cast of Un Peu de Tendresse Bordel de Merde!, which arrives in Britain this week. A Little Tenderness for Crying Out Loud!, in its English translation, was created by Canadian choreographer Dave St-Pierre. It's a work exploring the fears and fantasies of 22 characters as they search for love in a brutal world. But it's also a work in which the dancers have to perform naked for much of the time; in fact, even more exposingly, they have to bring their nakedness right down into the auditorium, clambering over the stalls and fighting in the aisles ? with their breasts, genitals and buttocks in wobblingly close proximity to the audience.

What's the justification for such aggressive nudity? St-Pierre, who is fascinated by taboos and the breaking of them, is trying to create a raw physical intimacy between dancer and audience, and he wants to make us laugh, too. Michael Watts, one of his dancers, says most people find the naked scenes funny. But, he adds, "we're being very childlike ? we're behaving like six-year-old boys, and we get a lot of taps on the bottom from old ladies". They do occasionally encounter angry resistance, though. "One woman just hid her face completely," recalls Watts. "She put her jacket over her face. Another man got up and tried to run away. And a few dancers have got hit or pushed."

Choreographers may have many serious motives for nudity ? be they political, aesthetic or psychological ? but what some people find beautiful and expressive, others will inevitably find titillating or arousing, and others embarrassing or disgusting. What is certain, though, is that the issue of how much flesh a dancer shows has always been controversial. In 1725, when ballerina Marie Camargo shortened her skirts to ankle length to gain extra freedom of movement, there were many who went to the Paris Opera not to applaud her virtuosity but to catch a flash of calf or thigh. Camargo was credited with inventing an early form of knickers to preserve some modesty as she danced.

For Isadora Duncan, the American who began performing her radiant, radical dance recitals around 1900, the body was sacred. When she abandoned corsets, danced barefoot and occasionally let a bare breast spill out of her loosely draped tunic, Duncan wasn't simply serving the cause of dance, she was celebrating the human spirit. And her inspiration, as well as her notoriety, led to more dancers stripping off in the name of high art. Canadian Maud Allan became a superstar of Edwardian Britain thanks her near-naked Salom� routine, and Josephine Baker was dubbed the Ebony Venus when she danced in Paris wearing nothing but a belt of pink feathers or a tiny skirt of fake bananas.

When stage censorship laws were relaxed during the 1960s, however, even a coy veil could be dispensed with. The cast of musicals such as Oh! Calcutta! paraded their bodies with joy, while avant-garde choreographers began to explore the gamut of what nudity could signify. Yvonne Rainer, in 1970s New York, danced naked in front of a US flag to protest against the Vietnam war. And veteran British dancer Diana Payne-Myers developed an entire second career when choreo-graphers such as Lloyd Newson started to explore the potential of putting a much older, naked dancer on stage.

Since the late 1990s, Payne-Myers's tiny, wrinkled, supple form has evoked images of survival, defenselessness and even the joy of supposedly inappropriate elderly behaviour.

For De Frutos, as he explored the feelings of vulnerability created by dancing naked, other issues arose. He became fascinated by his audiences' natural voyeurism and by the ways he could deflect it. "I wanted to take their attention away from my genitalia to all the small muscles in the body, and show how eloquent they are. There is something irreplaceable about the sensual reality of skin, and the beauty of light falling on skin. I was always thinking how that could best be achieved."

Visually, De Frutos was inspired by none other than Caravaggio and El Greco. But in real life, the human body can be an unruly beast: it gets rashes and bruises, it's subject to weight gain, hairiness and menstrual cycles ? as well as other kinds of normally private activity. De Frutos swears he never worried about getting an erection on stage when performing with other nude dancers: "Dancing naked," he says, "is the least sexy thing I've ever done." And Sally Marie was convinced that all the men in Dear Body were "very anxious. During contact, everyone was trying to keep a distance between their pelvises. It was very funny. "

For Arthur Pita, the London-based choreographer of the pastoral comedy Camp, the issue was simply his own vanity. He hadn't expected to dance in Camp, but when he had to take over from an injured cast member he went straight into an intensive regime of "squats and press-ups" to prepare for his naked scene. "I really didn't want anything to be wobbling for the audience."

Pita envies the lack of self conscious-ness shown by Payne-Meyers, with whom he has worked. "She knows full well she is an 83-year-old woman, but she is completely committed to her art and completely unembarrassed. Her body is amazing to look at. It's only skin and bone and muscle, but it's very old skin and bone and muscle. I admire that healthy, honest approach; it's something all dancers should be inspired by."

Tendresse comes with a guidance rating of 18, and all its publicity contains warnings of "explicit adult material". What's more, Michael Watts is keen to point out that if anyone in the audience obviously hates what the dancers are doing, they won't get picked on. "We can usually tell how people are feeling," he says. "They won't actually have a hairy man in a wig clambering over them."

No photocalls: top tips for dancing naked

Sally Marie

Try to avoid being naked in a photocall. Otherwise you will find pictures of yourself all over the national press and the internet. And they never go away. At run-throughs, keep your T-shirt on. It's amazing how many extra "techs" show up when they think there may be some tits on show.

Javier de Frutos

You need to know the reason why you are dancing naked. And when you have found that reason, forget that you are dancing naked.

Arthur Pita

Do whatever you have to do ? work out, whatever ? so that you can actually enjoy the experience. And make sure you have a good lighting designer. It can make all the difference.


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Maybe Americans are just not that into Cheryl Cole | Lindy West

The notion that Cole's accent caused her to be dropped from the US X Factor overplays the importance Americans attach to regional speech

Hello, friends. It has been brought to my attention that something called "Cheryl Cole" has been dismissed from the American version of something called "The X Factor" and replaced with something called "Nicole Scherzinger". I gather that this dismissal is of interest to humans, because when my editor pitched this story to me he referred to it as the "Cheryl Cole situation" and assured me, rather conspiratorially, that he knew I would have "plenty to say." Moreover, it has been suggested, it was Cole's heavy northern accent that got her summarily kicked out of America forever ? and could I please comment on that? How do Americans feel about various regional British accents, and which vowel combinations should savvy Brits choose in order to avoid deportation in the future?

Well, do not fret. I can answer these questions, although I was not up to speed on Cherylgate, because I mostly just watch shows about animal attacks and paternity tests (my apologies). But I have since done extensive internet research on Cole's hair (puffy) and speech patterns (adorable). I have also done tens of minutes of deep American soul-searching on the topic of non-American accents. I am pleased to present my findings to you.

1. Americans love British accents. All of them. For confirmation, feel free to interview the underpants ? or as you so economically call them, "pants" ? of any British person who has ever visited the United States. That is, if you can find said pants, as they have most likely been stolen and chewed to bits in a fit of untamed American carnality. Seriously, my friend British Paul (we call him British Paul because he's British and his name is Paul) will not shut up about it. He has to buy new pants once a week. It's gross, actually.

2. Cole's accent is striking, but I doubt you could find many Americans who could articulate why. You might find a few, however, who think that she really doesn't do a very good British accent, and she ought take some lessons from Natalie Portman or Madonna. Sigh.

3. Most Americans have no idea that regional British accents exist. There's mainly just British (you) and not-British (us). Canadians exist too, but we do not speak of them. Honestly, we are not entirely sure that you are not Australian (and if you say the word "kangaroo" we're sunk). During college I studied abroad in Brighton, and it took me the entire term to figure out why everyone was making fun of the northern kids. The differences in speech just weren't noticeable to me. Not to mention the fact that you have specific accents for specific villages that are 20 feet apart, and the whole thing is a part of a broader symbolic language that has implications about class and history and values? Believe me, America has no grasp of any of that. Our number one favourite British person is Dick van Dyke. We can maybe tell the difference between the world's poshest duchess and the world's Cockney-ist chimney sweep, but that's about it.

4. What I'm trying to say is that maybe? just maybe? they fired Cheryl Cole because she is kind of? how to put this kindly? an idiot? An adorable idiot, definitely, but we have no shortage of those. That would be like Mexico importing tacos, or Russia importing vaguely menacing dudes in tracksuits. I'm sorry, Cheryl ? really, I am. I do think you're adorable. But on the upside: if they ever let you back into the country, you can definitely get laid here. Bring extra pants.


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Tonight's TV highlights

Horrible Histories | Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask | Funny or Die Presents | Four in a Bed | Come Dine With Me | Egypt's Lost Cities | All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace

Horrible Histories
5.15pm, CBBC

A new series for the superb historical show, which romped off with the best sketch show prize at this year's British Comedy Awards. It's an educational Blackadder for kids, and wonderfully written for a grown-up show, never mind juveniles. It has also spawned a spin-off quiz show, Gory Games, presented by Dave Lamb and a puppet rat. He even keeps score with an abacus. No bleepy, flashy nonsense here. Just historical questions and Crystal Maze-style games. It would have enthralled 20 years ago and is all the better for it. Hooray. Julia Raeside

Alexander Armstrong's Big Ask
10pm, Dave

Quiz show producers looking to make cuts: why not do away with researchers altogether? Alexander Armstrong invites Robert Webb, Katy Brand and Griff Rhys Jones to not only answer some QI-style questions, but to come up with their own questions too. As Webb, grabbing the hand that feeds and munching it like a corncob, says: "We all know where we are. This channel isn't called David." If the pilot doesn't grab your attention, the tossed-together studio set might: a derangement of union flag coffee table and skyline glimpsed through American chatshow blinds. Ali Catterall

Funny Or Die Presents
10pm, Sky Atlantic

After a promising pilot, Funny or Die Presents hits its sophomore slump with an excruciatingly unfunny episode. The show's blend of frat pack ebullience and Adult Swim experimentation can be genuinely amusing when on song, but here it comes off as underdeveloped and inane. Again and again, the germ of a good sketch (a pair of sociopathic stiltwalkers, a bleep censor operator failing to keep up with a foul-mouthed family) takes a predictable turn or gets stretched out to tedious lengths. Disappointing. Gwilym Mumford

Four In A Bed; Come Dine With Me
5pm; 5.30pm, Channel 4

The best teatime comfort television comes the same way as the food equivalent: with a second helping. Come Dine With Me is back for another series of its original daily incarnation, and it's preceded by a new series of Four In A Bed, which kicks off with a particularly good episode, featuring Charlotte Church's parents and brilliant lines like "One thing they had at the Savoy was a bronze head of Hitler, but that was before he went really nasty." Caroline Corcoran

Egypt's Lost Cities
8.30pm, BBC1

Anyone with a layman's understanding of Egypt's archaeological treasures would assume that the most famous finds were made by Howard Carter and team. Space archaeologist Dr Sarah Parcak, however, is on a mission to prove how it's possible that only 1% of ancient Egypt's wonders have been discovered. Parcak uses satellites to probe beneath the sands to unearth lost cities, temples and pyramids. The tricky part? Heading to Egypt with a BBC crew for a hands-on expedition to see if she can dig out the evidence. Nosheen Iqbal

All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace
9pm, BBC2

Adam Curtis is superb at dismantling the great myths of our time, as this series shows. Tonight, he examines the rise of the notion of the ecosystem and Jay Forrester's ideas of feedback loops, and exposes the crucial fallacy in the idea of self-sustaining machines. It turns out these are not viable alternatives to existing power structures, despite optimism about Twitter-organised revolutions and suchlike. Brilliant, closely argued stuff with excellent use of stock footage. David Stubbs


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